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Prince Zuko 🔥 祖寇 ([personal profile] rediscovering) wrote2021-01-16 01:07 am

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arf: (newbie swordsman)

NOT SAFE FOR WORK HAHAHAHA

[personal profile] arf 2021-04-24 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ Taichi doesn't really understand what cookies are, so he doesn't hone in on Zuko's question either.

The continuity in this flick isn't great, because in about 10 seconds all the oil is gone in one shot, then appears again in the next. As one of them leans the other one back to try to push him onto the ground to top, the bottom one shoves him off and the last of the armor falls off. Lord Hardlog, who had been trying to top, stands with a haughty laugh and finally takes his helmet off, a golden mane of luscious romance-novel-esque locks falling down to his butt.

"Let us be bare then, the true way of men!"

"I need no protection to take you, my lord! I, Sir Buck Drillings, will be the one to fill the hole in your heart, and your body!"

"Your spirit is brave, but I am not called Lord Hardlog for nothing. My noble lineage's reach will make you scream."

Sir Drillings removes his helmet too now and his short, dark, curly hair looks a little like Justin Timberlake if he was a brunette. The drapes match the curtains, and the curtains surround a hefty and thick, hard dick. Hardlog's is not as girthy and appears to be hairless despite his long head hair, but is a monstrous near 11 inch "hard log" indeed. ]


A-Are those normal.. sizes..?

[ Taichi suddenly feels small, haha... ]
Edited 2021-04-24 04:37 (UTC)
arf: (AHHHHH remix)

[personal profile] arf 2021-04-24 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
W-Wait, one of them is going to put it...

[ Taichi, who had been comfortably manspreading in the bean bag, suddenly closes his legs and clenches his butt cheeks.]

Those aren't gonna fit! There's no way! My butt hurts thinking about it!

[ They're now engaged in an epic wrestling battle in the mud now (what was the point of the oil before?) Struggling for dominance as they kiss and fight over who gets to top until Sir Buck end up with a dick down his throat somehow? It's a very sudden cut with like no lead up. ]
arf: (shock!!)

[personal profile] arf 2021-04-24 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ At least with the blowing begun, that seems to be the focus for now instead of any more sudden changes to the scene. They're both very much into it, and the hard log is becoming so wet it might be classified as driftwood soon. Taichi is watching, his face pink until Zuko asks him that-- then it turns red.]

No way, no way! Not like that-- I mean, Hikaru told me not to show anyone I could do it with a hot dog, and I did it to his fingers, but not-- I've never seen his "Hard log."

[ Not even in the bath...! He looks shocked suddenly ]

What if it's as big as theirs? Hikaru is rich and tall and hot, if anyone can grow ones that big it would be the Hitachiin brothers!
arf: (anxiety)

[personal profile] arf 2021-04-24 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ The answer to both of those questions is eating, actually. Taichi likes food a lot. ]

Why are you thinking about Kaoru's?!

[ Ignoring the video now, Taichi sits up and looks very seriously into Zuko's eyes. ]

Z-Zucchan, do you like Kaoru-san?! He so bossy and demanding, is that your taste?!
arf: (whaaat?!)

[personal profile] arf 2021-04-24 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but I was talking about Hikaru! They're twins, you can't leave one out but we're only talking about one!

[ He's not sure if what he's saying makes sense to anyone but him, but he's pretty sure it does. ]

--W-Wait, he didn't tell me anything! That means there's something to tell!? You are into him!

[ GASP ]
arf: (AHHH!!!)

[personal profile] arf 2021-04-24 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Are you--

[ Whoa, the guy just switched from deep throating to dipping down to rim the guy and turn the tables on who's in charge and Taichi's eyes go wide. ]
arf: (:O)

[personal profile] arf 2021-04-27 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ They're new to Taichi too. He's not the biggest prude he knows, but he's pretty sure this is a little advanced for him. But despite balking at the act itself, Taichi at least seems to be less concerned about that one... ]

There's no way Hikaru will want that, he doesn't even like putting mustard on his food.
arf: (brain be broke yo)

[personal profile] arf 2021-04-29 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
It doesn't look like he's gagging or anything.... Maybe there's a way to like, super-clean..? I just kind of swish it up there with some soap and water and rub, am I doing it wrong?!

[ Because there's no way that someone would be licking that if it wasn't clean, right?! He's with Zuko on this one! taichi's not like top-tier cleanliness guru but he's not going to go sticking his tongue up a bum. And now he's worried he should've been cleaning his bum differently, but it's not like anyone teaches you that part??? ]
arf: (starry eyes)

[personal profile] arf 2021-04-29 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm double-checking my methods with yours, man! There's no way we're both doing it wrong!! They have to have some kind of special porn powers!

[ WAIT THAT'S IT!! Taichi sits up rather suddenly, like he's suddenly uncovered the truth about the universe. ]

I bet there's some kind of crazy sex magic for clean bums! Like Prismatica!
arf: (carefully thinking through)

[personal profile] arf 2021-04-29 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ They're sure going at it, aren't they... ]

I bet if you're 18 you can go into the adult stores. I saw one that just had an eggplant emoji for the name and I tried to enter but it wouldn't let me. That's gotta be where all the sex magic is...

[ As Taichi's ruminating, there's a cumshot. All over the top of Buck's head and face as he pulls back, licking his lips. "A delicious feast. You have spilled your seed first, Hardlog, it is my victory. Now get on your knees."

What a role reversal!! Taichi hadn't expected that, and he's pretty sure the concept of switching didn't exist back in 2002. But Hardlog's on all fours now and getting his ass slapped over and over and Taichi is fascinated. ]


Is it.. Hikaru's going to want to be on top right? So this kind of switching thing is probably out, even if it's a surprise?
arf: (be nice to me!!!)

[personal profile] arf 2021-05-04 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Okay, he's getting up off his bean bag and walking on his knees over to Zuko to put his hands on his shoulders. ]

What has Hikaru told you he's into!?

[ HE HAS HEARD NOTHING OF THIS. HE'S NOT A GAY GIRL, HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW THIS HELPS. ]

I make a cute enough girl if that's what he wants, but I don't think he wants that for me, so I need any other intel you have!
arf: (light blush and grin)

[personal profile] arf 2021-05-04 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Well girls are super cute, it's just like- more girls! What's not to get?

[ He grins sheepishly.. ] B-But, did he say anything else!?
arf: (bwuh?)

[personal profile] arf 2021-05-04 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'm straight but I'm interested in Hikaru.

[ who is gonna tell him ]

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