It doesn't hurt, I know that now, I just—! H-Had the wrong idea...
[ He can feel his face growing hot. He hasn't actually talked with anyone about sex before ever since he'd finally had it. Not even really with the person he's had it with! It's a little nerve-wracking realizing that while he's watching Lord Hardlog enter Sir Buck or vice versa, he's really not that invested in their names... ]
Do you think it's— ...sweat? That makes it wet enough? Kinda gross...
No way, that's too gross. I mean they look hot and heavy but that would smell bad right?
[ He's pretty sure swamp ass would not be romantic... A beat. ]
Maybe that's why some people are tops and some people are bottoms... It's not attractive to me but wet butt might be to Hikaru, since he's a natural "seme" type. It's that biological..?
[ Hardlog pulls Buck on top of him so the camera gets a good view of the dick entering his ass from the front pov while Taichi contemplates this seriously.]
Wait— what do you mean? Isn't that to do with their personalities? If someone takes more control in sex or not... It's not biological! Is it?
[ Now he's mildly worried. He gets a text suddenly, startled by the ding and the buzz in his pants pocket. He shoots Taichi an uncomfortable look, fishes his phone out, makes an even more uncomfortable face at the phone, then at the TV, then at Taichi again, hurries a response, and sets it down hurriedly in his lap. This is not the occasion for him to be getting social calls. It shocks him into the reality of what they're doing, remembering again suddenly there are other people out in the real world who aren't watching porn and discussing if ass sweat substitutes lube and if there's a genetic reason for liking something like that, his eyes drawn back to the new point of view on the screen, and his face starts blushing again. This is the most unusual night he's had in a long time... Maybe not ever. But in a while. ]
I don't know!? [ Wait- ] Are you telling me you think I have a bottom personality!?
[ It's more of a whine than any outrage. Hikaru wants to top and Taichi doesn't mind at all, he's just happy to be here, but he didn't think that it was because it was part of his personality. What does personality have to do with whether or not he physically receives his bf or not!? ]
I don't know how you can check texts right now, I'd be embarrassed to say anything to anyone!
[ Zuko isn't anyone, though, he's a cool man of taste who gets it and is just as oblivious as Taichi is so they're on about the same level of embarrassment. ]
I dunno! What does that mean?! I don't take control in sex! Do I have a "bottom personality?!"
[ He's stressed by this question!!! And another text chime just makes him wriggle his face at the phone, glancing to the screen again uncomfortably. ]
I-It's fine, it's my sister... I told her I'm busy.
[ She didn't like that answer, but hey, Taichi hadn't met Azula yet and doesn't know how scary she is. He has no idea what an honor it is that Zuko should turn her down flat-out to stay by his side and support him through this very important emotional emergency and watch this porn. What a bro. ]
That's not something your family should ever know about! My family will think I'm a nun until I'm married.
[ Well, that might be an exaggeration.
Speaking of unholy things, the dirty talk section just before the oncoming orgasms has begun, and they're now yelling things like 'cum inside me, you filthy slut, i want you to fill me up until my ass can't take it anymore!' and so on. Taichi covers his ears. ]
[ Zuko can't suppress a funny, lopsided grin at Taichi covering his ears as the knights begin dirty-talking... This kid... Zuko's not the uncouth type, himself, but he's not such a spectacle about it. He fires off another quick few texts, smirking at his phone, too, which surely does nothing to soothe Taichi's nerves over the matter if he notices, before shoving his phone back in his pocket for good. He reaches out and pulls one of Taichi's hands from his ears teasingly, eyes back on the screen for the climax. ]
Heh— cut it out, you're supposed to be studying, aren't you! Do you think people are supposed to talk like this during it...? I mean— Kind of mean to call him a "filthy slut," but I guess they were fighting in the beginning, after all...
[ No, he doesn't, he's bluffing, he's just heard people say stuff in porn before already. But most of the porn he watches is girls masturbating alone so it's... different... dirty talk... ]
Don't tell Hikaru he's a dirty slut, I don't think it's true.
[ He makes a face, incredulous, confused, but stops short as this remark registers... ...and strangest of this strange night, perhaps, that remark actually has Zuko not just grinning, but like genuinely laughing out loud suddenly, and like... a normal person laugh... Not just blowing some air through his nose with a smile on and considering it a laugh. ]
...Hahah! He's not a moron! That comment... An oxymoron is an idea that contradicts itself. Like fighting for peace. Or— pure and devilish, haha...
[ Taichi... You're cute. Hikaru, Zuko gets it now. There's a certain charm here. ]
[ But he's not supposed to say he loves him. Even if Hikaru knows that Taichi is very free with saying he loves people, he knows that Hikaru wants him to wait until they're both at love-love. ]
He's like. You know when you wake up in the morning and the sun is peeking through the window and a bird is on the window sill and chirping at you and you can smell Omi-kun making breakfast downstairs and it's just the right temperature and you've got the final show you've been working on forever and even though you're nervous, you know that as long as you keep trying, everything is going to be perfect because you're exactly where you want to be? He's like the one-person equivalent of that feeling!
Well! You're not a theater guy, but there's gotta be an equivalent! Like when the sun hits just right when you're fire bending and you can't tell if you want to take a nap in the sunbeam or blast fire like you're the only hotman in the world!
[ That's definitely the fire bending equivalent and not his impression of a cat combined with Zuko. ]
Though I guess I didn't know I could feel this happy about one person before I felt it for Hikaru either. It's way beyond crushes I've had before.
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[ He can feel his face growing hot. He hasn't actually talked with anyone about sex before ever since he'd finally had it. Not even really with the person he's had it with! It's a little nerve-wracking realizing that while he's watching Lord Hardlog enter Sir Buck or vice versa, he's really not that invested in their names... ]
Do you think it's— ...sweat? That makes it wet enough? Kinda gross...
[ He's trying, here, Taichi, he's really trying. ]
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[ He's pretty sure swamp ass would not be romantic... A beat. ]
Maybe that's why some people are tops and some people are bottoms... It's not attractive to me but wet butt might be to Hikaru, since he's a natural "seme" type. It's that biological..?
[ Hardlog pulls Buck on top of him so the camera gets a good view of the dick entering his ass from the front pov while Taichi contemplates this seriously.]
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[ Now he's mildly worried. He gets a text suddenly, startled by the ding and the buzz in his pants pocket. He shoots Taichi an uncomfortable look, fishes his phone out, makes an even more uncomfortable face at the phone, then at the TV, then at Taichi again, hurries a response, and sets it down hurriedly in his lap. This is not the occasion for him to be getting social calls. It shocks him into the reality of what they're doing, remembering again suddenly there are other people out in the real world who aren't watching porn and discussing if ass sweat substitutes lube and if there's a genetic reason for liking something like that, his eyes drawn back to the new point of view on the screen, and his face starts blushing again. This is the most unusual night he's had in a long time... Maybe not ever. But in a while. ]
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[ It's more of a whine than any outrage. Hikaru wants to top and Taichi doesn't mind at all, he's just happy to be here, but he didn't think that it was because it was part of his personality. What does personality have to do with whether or not he physically receives his bf or not!? ]
I don't know how you can check texts right now, I'd be embarrassed to say anything to anyone!
[ Zuko isn't anyone, though, he's a cool man of taste who gets it and is just as oblivious as Taichi is so they're on about the same level of embarrassment. ]
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[ He's stressed by this question!!! And another text chime just makes him wriggle his face at the phone, glancing to the screen again uncomfortably. ]
I-It's fine, it's my sister... I told her I'm busy.
[ She didn't like that answer, but hey, Taichi hadn't met Azula yet and doesn't know how scary she is. He has no idea what an honor it is that Zuko should turn her down flat-out to stay by his side and support him through this very important emotional emergency and watch this porn. What a bro. ]
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[ Dramatically, Taichi clutches his head and falls with his back to the floor. ]
Your sister definitely doesn't need to know about this, that's good...
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[ "OOPS?" That's not the right response! ]
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[ WHY DOES HIS SISTER KNOW ABOUT THIS!!! ]
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[ Yes, he did, but she didn't bother to Google it, it seems. He hasn't blown Taichi's cover!
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[ Well, that might be an exaggeration.
Speaking of unholy things, the dirty talk section just before the oncoming orgasms has begun, and they're now yelling things like 'cum inside me, you filthy slut, i want you to fill me up until my ass can't take it anymore!' and so on. Taichi covers his ears. ]
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[ Zuko can't suppress a funny, lopsided grin at Taichi covering his ears as the knights begin dirty-talking... This kid... Zuko's not the uncouth type, himself, but he's not such a spectacle about it. He fires off another quick few texts, smirking at his phone, too, which surely does nothing to soothe Taichi's nerves over the matter if he notices, before shoving his phone back in his pocket for good. He reaches out and pulls one of Taichi's hands from his ears teasingly, eyes back on the screen for the climax. ]
Heh— cut it out, you're supposed to be studying, aren't you! Do you think people are supposed to talk like this during it...? I mean— Kind of mean to call him a "filthy slut," but I guess they were fighting in the beginning, after all...
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[ He gets his hands pulled away easily though, and piens back at the screen. ]
It's what people call "dirty talk," though I'd definitely be more polite about it if I did it!
[ Says the guy who later tells Hikaru he has a stately dong. ]
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[ No, he doesn't, he's bluffing, he's just heard people say stuff in porn before already. But most of the porn he watches is girls masturbating alone so it's... different... dirty talk... ]
Don't tell Hikaru he's a dirty slut, I don't think it's true.
[ guhirwsgjknf he says with utmost seriousness ]
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Hikaru's definitely not a dirty slut! He's a devilish pure boy.
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[ See this face Zuko is making at that? Yeah. ]
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[ He doesn't know what an oxymoron is but that sounds mean ]
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[ He makes a face, incredulous, confused, but stops short as this remark registers... ...and strangest of this strange night, perhaps, that remark actually has Zuko not just grinning, but like genuinely laughing out loud suddenly, and like... a normal person laugh... Not just blowing some air through his nose with a smile on and considering it a laugh. ]
...Hahah! He's not a moron! That comment... An oxymoron is an idea that contradicts itself. Like fighting for peace. Or— pure and devilish, haha...
[ Taichi... You're cute. Hikaru, Zuko gets it now. There's a certain charm here. ]
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Oh.. I guess that makes me the only moron, haha!
[ Whoops. ]
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[ Zuko's still grinning. That's his takeaway from all of this evening, really. And it's reassuring. ]
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[ But he's not supposed to say he loves him. Even if Hikaru knows that Taichi is very free with saying he loves people, he knows that Hikaru wants him to wait until they're both at love-love. ]
He's like. You know when you wake up in the morning and the sun is peeking through the window and a bird is on the window sill and chirping at you and you can smell Omi-kun making breakfast downstairs and it's just the right temperature and you've got the final show you've been working on forever and even though you're nervous, you know that as long as you keep trying, everything is going to be perfect because you're exactly where you want to be? He's like the one-person equivalent of that feeling!
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...I don't know that feeling...
[ Taichi, what the hell... So odd to Zuko. But it's cute. It is. He may still have his brow raised a bit, but he's smiling. ]
...But it sounds nice. For one person to make you feel all that.
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[ That's definitely the fire bending equivalent and not his impression of a cat combined with Zuko. ]
Though I guess I didn't know I could feel this happy about one person before I felt it for Hikaru either. It's way beyond crushes I've had before.