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[ At least with the blowing begun, that seems to be the focus for now instead of any more sudden changes to the scene. They're both very much into it, and the hard log is becoming so wet it might be classified as driftwood soon. Taichi is watching, his face pink until Zuko asks him that-- then it turns red.]

No way, no way! Not like that-- I mean, Hikaru told me not to show anyone I could do it with a hot dog, and I did it to his fingers, but not-- I've never seen his "Hard log."

[ Not even in the bath...! He looks shocked suddenly ]

What if it's as big as theirs? Hikaru is rich and tall and hot, if anyone can grow ones that big it would be the Hitachiin brothers!

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Taichi! Don't ask me that?! I'm not tryna sit here and think about Hikaru's— about Hikaru, while watching this! Or Kaoru! Jeez...

[ Oh, great, now his face is pink, too. Thanks, buddy. Zuko got a fuller answer than he'd expected. There's a part of him that wants to ask about the hotdog, and the fingers — what the hell are they doing if not having sex?! But there are many more convincing parts of him that don't want to know about the hotdogs or the fingers... ]

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[ The answer to both of those questions is eating, actually. Taichi likes food a lot. ]

Why are you thinking about Kaoru's?!

[ Ignoring the video now, Taichi sits up and looks very seriously into Zuko's eyes. ]

Z-Zucchan, do you like Kaoru-san?! He so bossy and demanding, is that your taste?!

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Wh-What?! No! I mean— No! You said "the Hitachiin brothers" first! A-And i-in any case, that's not— What did Hikaru tell you?!

[ Zuko is flummoxed. And his failure at words is not making a convincing case. He's making this seem more suspicious than it is. ]

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Yeah, but I was talking about Hikaru! They're twins, you can't leave one out but we're only talking about one!

[ He's not sure if what he's saying makes sense to anyone but him, but he's pretty sure it does. ]

--W-Wait, he didn't tell me anything! That means there's something to tell!? You are into him!

[ GASP ]

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No, I'm not, I swear! I meant about— s-something else! It's nothing! Forget about it! But I don't like Kaoru, okay!

[ griowjefkls;\ ]

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Are you--

[ Whoa, the guy just switched from deep throating to dipping down to rim the guy and turn the tables on who's in charge and Taichi's eyes go wide. ]

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[ Zuko's eyes go even wider. Um? ]

Wha— Men do that, too?! But it's his–! You know!

[ Asshole. Zuko, just use your words. He's on board with eating out, but rimjobs are a new concept to the poor prince. ]

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[ They're new to Taichi too. He's not the biggest prude he knows, but he's pretty sure this is a little advanced for him. But despite balking at the act itself, Taichi at least seems to be less concerned about that one... ]

There's no way Hikaru will want that, he doesn't even like putting mustard on his food.

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It just doesn't seem hygienic...

[ He looks very concerned, watching on anyway. ]

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It doesn't look like he's gagging or anything.... Maybe there's a way to like, super-clean..? I just kind of swish it up there with some soap and water and rub, am I doing it wrong?!

[ Because there's no way that someone would be licking that if it wasn't clean, right?! He's with Zuko on this one! taichi's not like top-tier cleanliness guru but he's not going to go sticking his tongue up a bum. And now he's worried he should've been cleaning his bum differently, but it's not like anyone teaches you that part??? ]

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How the fuck would I know?!

[ You're going to kill him, Taichi. Zuko's survived a murderous father, a maniac sister, countless battles against the Avatar and his prodigy warrior friends, a gang of pirate's explosive assassination attempt, three weeks castaway at sea afloat a piece of driftwood with no food or water, a fucking direct lightning strike twice, and managed to not be eaten by dragons, but this was going to kill him. ]

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I'm double-checking my methods with yours, man! There's no way we're both doing it wrong!! They have to have some kind of special porn powers!

[ WAIT THAT'S IT!! Taichi sits up rather suddenly, like he's suddenly uncovered the truth about the universe. ]

I bet there's some kind of crazy sex magic for clean bums! Like Prismatica!

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[ It's a thought. It gives Zuko pause. And cause to grimace and blush. ]

I mean— probably... I guess...

[ He mutters, avoiding eye contact, but then finding looking at the screen even more overwhelming, so just looks to the ceiling awkwardly. ]

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[ They're sure going at it, aren't they... ]

I bet if you're 18 you can go into the adult stores. I saw one that just had an eggplant emoji for the name and I tried to enter but it wouldn't let me. That's gotta be where all the sex magic is...

[ As Taichi's ruminating, there's a cumshot. All over the top of Buck's head and face as he pulls back, licking his lips. "A delicious feast. You have spilled your seed first, Hardlog, it is my victory. Now get on your knees."

What a role reversal!! Taichi hadn't expected that, and he's pretty sure the concept of switching didn't exist back in 2002. But Hardlog's on all fours now and getting his ass slapped over and over and Taichi is fascinated. ]

Is it.. Hikaru's going to want to be on top right? So this kind of switching thing is probably out, even if it's a surprise?

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[ That gives Zuko even more cause to blush and sputter, but he wants to be sensitive still... ]

I, um— I don't know... You shouldn't rule it out if it's something you wanna try... I mean, um— gay girls switch who's in charge, right? And Hikaru likes watching gay girls. So? Maybe he'd want to try switching, too...?

[ His voice is dripping in uncertainty, and he may or may not have just spilled the beans on his friend's innocent lesbian porn fetish, but it is what it is. Here he is, trying to help, trying to be empathetic, trying to play it cool, when he's feeling far from it... But he's being a good sport. ]

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[ Okay, he's getting up off his bean bag and walking on his knees over to Zuko to put his hands on his shoulders. ]

What has Hikaru told you he's into!?

[ HE HAS HEARD NOTHING OF THIS. HE'S NOT A GAY GIRL, HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW THIS HELPS. ]

I make a cute enough girl if that's what he wants, but I don't think he wants that for me, so I need any other intel you have!

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[ Oh, god, Taichi, way to put him on the spot. It's a good thing Taichi isn't a combatant of any sort because he knows better than anyone, it seems, how to disarm Zuko. ]

N-No, no! I don't think he wants that from you, I mean, he— that's just the porn he likes! He told me he likes watching videos of gay girls! I don't get it!

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Well girls are super cute, it's just like- more girls! What's not to get?

[ He grins sheepishly.. ] B-But, did he say anything else!?

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But if they're gay, that means they wouldn't be interested in Hikaru, right? So why fantasize about people who don't want you? How can he imagine himself that way?

[ This is more clarifying about Zuko than it is about Hikaru... He's not helpful. ]

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I'm straight but I'm interested in Hikaru.

[ who is gonna tell him ]

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But that's— Taichi. Doesn't that mean you're not straight...?

[ Zuko. Zuko will tell him. Zuko is perhaps the least qualified person to tell him but he will tell him. ]

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I'm not gay though.

[ ????????? ]

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So? So you're somewhere in between.

[ He may not have the word for it, but he has an understanding he's come to that he feels pretty much makes sense, at least. ]

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What, like a bisexual?

[ He knows the word it just.. hadn't occurred to him. He looks surprised. ]

Am I bi!?