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See, we make our sausages out of pork. So now I'm imagining you riding a pig into battle, even though I know perfectly well what a rhino is.

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what kind of pig do you mean
there are all kinds of pigs
we don't ride any of them into battle
they're pretty much all livestock

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Shame.

[that he doesn't ride them into battle. One less thing to laugh at him about.]

What do you mean all kinds? Pigs are just... pigs. Like, pink with a curly tail and they go bu-bu-?

Though sometimes people use boar to make sausages.

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pigs..... it's a kind of animal not just one animal
like, there are pig chickens
and moo-sows
wooly-pigs...
theyre all different livestock

there is such an animal as a boar-q-pine, also kind of like a huge pig with venomous spikes?? long quills on their back
but we dont eat them or raise them
theyre wild

[ it just. never stops. it's absurd. ]

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Is everything pigs in your world?

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no, i just listed a bunch of other animals that aren't pigs....!! there are just many kinds of pigs.....
we have like ten thousand animals in my world, why would they all be pigs..

[ ghiursjkn kaoru you're gonna kill him ]

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No I mean it. Like, pigs and boars are from the same family. But hippos and rhinos aren't even really related to each other. The whole bunch are only really related because they all go on land. But they're all different animals.

And chickens and chickens and cows are cows. And this may surprise you, but pigs are pigs.

But I suppose you eat chicken steaks and cow sausages and pig eggs.

((Did I draw an IC diagram for the various animal familes? You may never know...))

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then if you put it like that, this may surprise you, but hippocows are hippocows!!
they are what they are, all of these animals are normal everyday animals in my world....
i dont think i’ll ever get used to your world’s weird half-animals